If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So vagazzling was a success
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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