Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She even gives head with a lisp.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
