Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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