I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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