hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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