Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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