I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I looked at my own cervix.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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