she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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