butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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