Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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