We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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