Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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