Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Every concussion has its silver lining
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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