I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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