weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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