That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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