Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
50% drunk capacity currently
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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