I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It's like God shit irony all over that family
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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