Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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