To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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