gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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