Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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