okay pat passed out under dana's car
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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