so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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