Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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