do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
id be glad to
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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