my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
is wine microwaveable?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?