Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.