so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.