Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?

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(623): View more from Arizona

I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know

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(727): View more from Florida

the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere

(1-727): View more from Florida

it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man

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(541): View more from Oregon

You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.

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(517): View more from Michigan

There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.

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(718): View more from New York

Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.

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(513): View more from Ohio

No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.

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