Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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