Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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