I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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