if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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