i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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