After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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