hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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