Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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