TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
well you can't waste a boner
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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