I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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