Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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