I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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