we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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