Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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