Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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