Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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