I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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