What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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