I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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