ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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