So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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