what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
