I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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