i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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