But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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