At least make sure they are 18
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i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So. Much. Porn.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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