If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it's not cheating when I paid for it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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