i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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